From: arkham4269	Date: July 25th, 2008 04:33 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	My eyeballs are bleeding!

I'm thinking if this keeps up, it would be a good way to torture 'intellectuals' at the Umatilla Re-education Camp.

"Now denn, ve continue. Read dis headline. You find it vunny, ja?:
"My god! This is a travesty of language...it burns!"
"Ah, das gut! Bring in da archives; ve vill haff him broken by noon!"

(Of course the interrogators would probably be speaking Texan, but I don't know how to write that)

	From: mechmuertos	Date: July 25th, 2008 05:09 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	Re: My eyeballs are bleeding!

Its like every time they make one of these terrible headlines, that evil robot Maximilian from "The Black Hole" sticks his blender fists in my brain.

	From: ms_xeno	Date: July 25th, 2008 11:14 pm (UTC)		(Link)

But FOOD DAY !! What about FOOD DAY ?!?!

	From: edwartica	Date: July 26th, 2008 02:17 am (UTC)		(Link)

Maybe they do it on purpose.