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I'm really quite enjoying Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Good old fashioned scifi death robots that you wouldn't mind givin' a "How's your Father?" if you get my drift. However, as many of you know. I am a stickler for continuity.

In the first season of TTSCC the good Terminator, Summer Glau, takes Sarah and John to a bank vault where they hastily put together a time machine and plasma rifle while being persued by an evil robot. Just as they activate the time machine the bank vault gets torn down by the evil robot, they shoot the evil robot as the blue glow of time travelin' electricity surrounds them in a field. The bad Terminator blows up, and his skull chrome skull flies through the field as they jump 8 years into the future. With the head of the bad robot though they don't realise it. A Terminator in the future timeline finds the chrome skull and downloads all the vital information from it.

Here's my problem. In the original Terminator Kyle Reece and Urnuld both travel back through time, showing up buck naked. Kyle tells Sarah something to the effect that only organic tissue can travel back through time, thusly the evil robot is surrounded in the stuff, and that weapons can't come back either. If this is the case then there is a huge HUGE whole in continuity with the TV show because a frickin' robot head just slid 8 years into the future. The only thing I can think of is that maybe this "rule" of theirs that they made up (which makes little to no sense anyways) doesn't apply to moving forward through time...only backwards.

Anyways I couldn't sleep at all last night because I grew angry.

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springheeledjim From: [info]springheeledjim Date: September 16th, 2008 07:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Why don't you get on the internet and complain about it.

Oh.
mechmuertos From: [info]mechmuertos Date: September 16th, 2008 07:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Touche, sir. Touche. How's it going? Ain't seen you in awhile.
arkham4269 From: [info]arkham4269 Date: September 16th, 2008 07:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Let's here it for Fembots!



But seriously, things like this make me scream! "It's only a movie/show/comic" people say. Fuck that! I'm spending my time, money, life on this shit and if they can't tell a story without breaking the rules, DON'T TELL THE STORY! >=(

Actually the whole Terminator time-travel idea is screwed from T-2 if you think about it. What is the T-2 and the T-3? Liquid metal, so that shoots their first idea down since they do not have any organic parts to cover the metal like the T-1 does. Although they could have gotten around it by doing the same thing the Robocop did in Robocop vs. Terminator mini-series in that he had 'carni-culture' flesh created around him in this huge blog of which he sheds when he lands in the past. Problem solved.

It's shit like this, when the writer's seem to hope we won't notice things like this that just pisses me off. Star Trek is by far the WORST offender in this. Gee, did you just beam Riker through your shields, to say nothing shields of the Klingon ship he was on? You did, didn't you? ARRRRRRGH!

Edited at 2008-09-16 07:38 pm (UTC)
mechmuertos From: [info]mechmuertos Date: September 16th, 2008 07:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well all you'd need to do is recalibrate the teleporters to the adjusted frequency of the Klingon Bird of Prey's shield matrix. Its fairly simple really. Star Trek is scifi that I always have to drop my IQ points to enjoy in any real way as most of their solutions are simple quasi-futuristic jingoism that they should have thought of a half hour into the show. Good lord I love that pic.
arkham4269 From: [info]arkham4269 Date: September 16th, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes, I found it on this site that has plenty of great pics in a weird sort of way. Thank Freya for Google Image search!

http://zaiusnation.blogspot.com/ - although this takes you to his current stuff which seems centered on the election. This is older stuff where I got the pic.

http://zaiusnation.blogspot.com/2007_10_01_archive.html

I love the technical term for a fembot vis Wikipedia: Gynoid! Sounds like something you get when you don't use a rubber. =/~

As for Star Trek, they break so many of their rules they were able to create two volumes of "Nitpicker's Guide" so it was obviously rampant.
mechmuertos From: [info]mechmuertos Date: September 16th, 2008 07:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
Also the original TILF:
arkham4269 From: [info]arkham4269 Date: September 16th, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
I almost used a pic of her as well. Just goes to show, first robot made turns out to be a sex toy.

And I bet they have to disinfect the Holodeck something fierce every day.

Edited at 2008-09-16 07:48 pm (UTC)
fear_toxin From: [info]fear_toxin Date: September 16th, 2008 09:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
I started watching for Shirley.

Boy do I love that woman.
mechmuertos From: [info]mechmuertos Date: September 16th, 2008 09:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
She is such a TILF. Though turning herself into a urinal really isn't my freak.
forced_plastic From: [info]forced_plastic Date: September 17th, 2008 05:36 am (UTC) (Link)
I raged when I saw her. And raged some more when she talked.
mechmuertos From: [info]mechmuertos Date: September 17th, 2008 05:44 am (UTC) (Link)
There is something wrong with you, sir.
forced_plastic From: [info]forced_plastic Date: September 17th, 2008 05:47 am (UTC) (Link)
This might explain some of it. I raged in T2 when the T1000 waggled its finger disapprovingly. Thus the Shirley T1000 being all snarky makes me gigarage.
iconoclastastic From: [info]iconoclastastic Date: September 17th, 2008 03:43 am (UTC) (Link)
What does the 'T' in "tilf" stand for?
mechmuertos From: [info]mechmuertos Date: September 17th, 2008 03:56 am (UTC) (Link)
Terminators I'd Like to Fuck.
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